“Amazing grace. That saved a wretch like me.” However, I NEVER WAS A WRETCH! Hell, I don’t even know what that is.

 

It’s always been seamless for me to show the world how “easy” it is to keep my life together. From my career, to my gifts and talents, my money and even my waistline. What holds me together you ask… my screws. Yes! I said screws.

 

Listen… we are all put together with something holding us up honey. I mean, you have screws too. Think about it, if your love life is in shambles or you just lost your job, people would say you’re falling apart… right?!

 

Your love life is a screw. Your career is a screw. And if one of those screws is pushed out, YOU FALL DOWN!

 

But for me… I never let my screws fall out no matter what! Not Tamia Langford! I am as perfect as they come without blemish or flaw. I’m talented, I’m a businesswoman, I have a man who is deeply enchanted with me, I love the Lord, and I do all things well. And if you ever see me trip, you will never see my fallen screws.

 

...but this story is far from perfect